![On a scale of -∞ to ∞, rate may armory...-∞ being not at all a douche, and ∞ being Grand Master Overlord Douche, The Ultra-Magnum Douche Extraordinaire, Keeper of the Douche Keys, On a scale of -∞ to ∞, rate may armory...-∞ being not at all a douche, and ∞ being Grand Master Overlord Douche, The Ultra-Magnum Douche Extraordinaire, Keeper of the Douche Keys,](https://i.redd.it/on-a-scale-of-to-rate-may-armory-being-not-at-all-a-douche-v0-f1yrkljjyd0a1.jpg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7a5522c445dc2b0ab34a134ec4b1ae4478cf83a)
On a scale of -∞ to ∞, rate may armory...-∞ being not at all a douche, and ∞ being Grand Master Overlord Douche, The Ultra-Magnum Douche Extraordinaire, Keeper of the Douche Keys,
![He is such a douche canoe. if I could slap anyone through the TV. it would be this guy. : r/MarriedAtFirstSight He is such a douche canoe. if I could slap anyone through the TV. it would be this guy. : r/MarriedAtFirstSight](https://i.redd.it/uf7nfge360s81.jpg)
He is such a douche canoe. if I could slap anyone through the TV. it would be this guy. : r/MarriedAtFirstSight
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